Wu Tao Kwan
Sil Lum Choy Li Fut
Kung Fu School in Kingston upon Thames, Surrey

Wu Tao Kwan Fund Raising

 

FOR JOSHUA

Saturday 29 May 2004 - PARTICIPANT RULES!

1. Participants entry fee is £5 or £50 worth of Sponsors (or pro-rata - Entrance fee will be reduced by £1 for every £10 worth of sponsorship money raised).


2. Participants WILL NOT be permitted to:

Burp - Pee - Fart - Poop (Take a dump!) - Pewk - Fail to Drink Their Drink in ANY pub! - Challenge the decision/s of the Stewards!


3. Participants will be 'fined' for taking part in ANY of the above activities!

3a. Fines will be levied by Stewards as follows:

Burp = 10p   Pee = 20p   Fart = 20p   Poop = 50p   Pewk = £1   Not finishing your drink in ANY pub = 50p   Failure to drink you drink after pewking = £5


4. The 'SNITCH' Rule:

The 'Snitch Rule' entitles Participants to either: One Free Burp, OR, One Free Fart, OR, One Free Pee.

Awards will be 'Pot Luck' according to the 'Snitch Cards' on the night!

Freebie Snitch Cards will be awarded to Participants who 'snitch' on somebody else for burping, farting, peeing, pooping or pewking.


5. The Stewards Decision is FINAL!

However, Participants have the right to 'appeal'. In which case, the Stewards will take a 'vote' and, if the vote is not in the Participants favour, said Participant will be awarded a 'DOUBLE FINE' for time-wasting! THE STEWARDS DECISION IS FINAL!


6. PRIZE!

Participants will be awarded one point for every fine incurred. The person with the most points (at the end of the evening) will win the coveted prize!


7. Get Your Own Back!

The steward who is voted 'The Stroppiest Steward of the Night' will pay a forfeit. Said forfeit to be decided by Participants on the night!


8. DON'T GET STROPPY!

You will be representing your School and everybody else in the school on this special occasion. If you can't handle it, DON'T COME! Stroppy persons will not be tolerated!


STATEMENT:

All funds raised will go to this worthy cause. Not one single penny is being deducted for administration costs. EVERYTHING GOES INTO THE KITTY!

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